This is the keeper. I squished her eye closed, trying to keep her still. She was still being a good sport. More down below. 

This would have been good, but Ellie is bored to tears, reaching back to lick me. Gotta love the pooch! 

Unretouched closeup. Strange to still have acne at 50! No makeup or hair product here. What doesn't show: there are actually four skunk stripes that are kind of cool.